ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY
I've hacked into your
computer and am
watching you RIGHT NOW!
Hey losers, welcome to the best page of this stupid website. I have hijacked it from that pathetic author
Emer Scamp, or whatever her silly name is, and made it all MY OWN!
All you need to know about me is that I am
the most INCREDIBLE creature on earth,
the mightiest cockroach that there has ever been.
And that if you are not bowing in front of your computer screen RIGHT NOW, I will come and do terrible things to you...terrible, awful, DISGUSTING things.
And don't go thinking you will be able to stop me.
NO ONE can stop me.
I am a cockroach... I AM