Hey there, here are some
of my favourite jokes.
I hope they make you laugh.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.
What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A wise quacker.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On a bunny-moon!
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing.
What does a spider’s bride wear?
A webbing dress.
What has four wheels and flies? A rubbish truck!
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