WELCOME TO BATZ'S PAGE OF TERRIBLE JOKES!

Hey there, here are some

of my favourite jokes.

I hope they make you laugh.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells.

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

A wise quacker.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick.

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten-tickles!

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A do-you-think-he-saw-us.

Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing.

What does a spider’s bride wear?

A webbing dress.

What has four wheels and flies? A rubbish truck!

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Emer

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